honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
breaking a mutual more like
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
when I find myself in times of trouble
geoff ramsey comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
Anastasia Music Box, 1997
San Francisco Music Box Company
So… you really are Itachi…
I saw too many pastel colored stuff lately. Now go back to work, me!
Usagi Tsukino - Sailor Moon (c) Naoko Takeuchi
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME