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canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

planers:

im a hopeless kid with no freedom and zero friends

alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"